i finished toby's monkey man hat.

crocheted a brown hat with big brown and pink-insided ears on either side.

like the kin in the picture.

he wore it. got this email from him and laughed so hard i was in tears.

maybe you have to know toby, and if you do, get the image in your head.

here's the email...

got the hat yesterday.
its cool.
thanks.
some chick wants to buy one.
can't have mine...
anyway,
let's get to the action.
it was saturday.
i'm six beers in and need to piss.
i knock on the men's room door...
it's occupado.
i wait.
i wait.
i wait.
i make several wiseass comments pertaining to the possible activities in the bathroom.
dude comes out in a suit looking all mafia-d the fuck out.
he looks at me cockeyed and says, "you're real funny mickey mouse. real funny."
i didn't feel like explaining.
i pee.
i pee.
i pee.
this black dude comes in the bathroom, i shut the door in his face.
all i can hear outside the door is,
"what the fuck was that?"
"no, in there...."
"what the fuck was THAT?!"
i mean really. in that second all he prolly saw was hair, hair, penis and monkey hat.


good times