10 things you don't know about me
1) there are 2 things i will never buy generic or swayed by sale: toilet paper and peanut butter.
2) i always wanted to be named joanna. that way i could go by 'jo' on my tougher days.
3) i have an awful habit of biting my hangnails till they bleed.
4) i hated the girl scouts
5) i miss playing piano
6) i bought my first plastic 'awareness' bracelet today (after several minutes of inner turmoil trying to reconcile how much i hate the trendy, glomming of the industry, and really wanting to support the cause. hey, breasts are my friends, and i don't really want cancer fucking them up. if my dollar can help the cause, take it.
7) i love going a day or two without saying a word. sometimes i wish i was a deaf mute.
8) yogurt eekes me out.
9) when we were little-little, my brother and i used to play a game of touching tongues to see who would get grossed out first. does that make my brother my first kiss?
10) body issues be damned, i want to go to a nude beach.
4 comments:
YOU KISSED YOUR BROTHER!!!???!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
see, this is precisely the reason that i don't tell people things.
I'm just kidding. I used to play a game with my brother where we tied each other to a chair to see who could trap someone the best.
Even as a kid I thought there was something...strange about it. Two all american siblings tying each other to a chair.
But...we all do these things. So there...I'll see your strange revelation and raise you with bondage.
i'll see your bondage and raise you crossdressing and a bite on the ass.
we lived in hawaii and would put on shows in the backyard. my brother would either be forced in to wearing a dress or a loin cloth. (i don't think he really minded either one to tell the truth). and once, he bit me on the ass so hard, i still have the scar.
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