when distraction left this morning, he said, "maybe next time we can do something outside the bedroom."
well i never!
i told him, "we went to the bar, we watched a movie. honey that's more than i do with long term relationships!" luckily he laughed.
he arrived here last night with $10. that's not gonna go far. especially the way i drink. that's one movie ticket. one entree at a restaurant. 2 meals at taco bell. two drinks and a tip at a bar.
i'm a little concerned he wants more than just my charms now. and sadly, his charms aren't holding my attention very well anymore.
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You've been telling me to relax and enjoy it. You should take some of your own advice. So what if he wants to see what you look like in natural light. Go with it.
i relaxed. i enjoyed him. and now my body looks like i went three rounds with evander holyfield! i'm bruised all to hell, and there is no way this is gonna look good in natural light.
let just say that isn't the kind of distraction i'm looking for from Distraction. he knew we weren't going to date or get involved. i haven't moved on that. and i'm not interested in going anywhere with it.
i sound like a bitch.
Nah. You sound like a woman that recently got hurt. Unfortunately in "man-speak" that equates to sounding like a bitch. But since the men did it to us in the first place...they can wedge that idea in between their balls and see how good that feels.
SO THERE!
did she really just say, "they can wedge that idea in between their balls..."?
holy shit! she did!
that was the funniest thing i've heard today. and the smartest!
i knew i liked you for a good reason.
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